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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:40
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
No way
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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